I'm baaaaaack!

I have been gone for quite awhile now. I would love to say that I had some earthshattering illness that kept me away, but alas, it was nothing nearly as dramatic or interesting. I, quite simply, was doing a great deal to make sure that I did not end up homeless and begging for food. In short, I was working a great deal and so I was busy.

But anyway, I am here to talk about the horribleness that is taxes and there wanton disregard for my lifestyle. Because I made some money last year (I won't say how much....They might be watching) I ended up owing a ton of money to whoever the hell FICA or whatever, the long and the sort of it, I will be soon be relieved of my excess money. Thusly, I am taking many steps to relieve this pressure that I am now feeling from Uncle Sam. I am going to attempt something that I don't know if anyone has ever successfully done (or me, at least). I am going to get a second job. I have had many second jobs in the past, even thirds, but "successfully" is the problem.

Another way that I have decided to help myself is to charge approximately $73billion for each view of this page (probably not an issue at this point). Updates more forthcoming, I promise.